| We'll always have Fresno |
[Apr. 5th, 2012|04:12 am] |
So long Chris Stewart, who I adore irrationally and wholeheartedly. (I can't believe I'm going to watch YANKEE GAMES to see you play now. THE YANKEES. The things I do for love.)
Lincecum and Stewart in love:
Journeyman -- One of the players involved in a gay sex scandal is a five-tool player having a breakout year. The other is Chris Stewart.
The Game In Front Of You -- Of all the reasons Tim thought Stew might be turning him down, "saving his career" is maybe second on the least stupid list, right after "doesn't date guys."
Vogelsong and Stewart in love:
Not The Prettiest Game -- They meet on the first day of Spring Training for pitchers and catchers: one a non-roster invitee who was asked as a favor to someone, and one a pick-up from San Diego who is only there for insurance purposes. |
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| We interrupt this broadcast |
[Apr. 1st, 2012|01:26 pm] |
To remind you that Brandon Crawford is the PRETTIEST BASEBALL PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND.
That is all.
(okay...not quite all. Sorry I haven't been around much--Real Life is taking up a lot of my time--but I had to pause from Real Life and post this because COME ON! IS THAT YOUR REAL FACE, CRAWFORD? Give the rest of us a fucking chance, dude, for real.) |
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| His boyfriend's back |
[Mar. 13th, 2012|09:50 pm] |
and you're gonna be in trouble...
Seriously, look at these pictures of Tim Lincecum and Buster Posey and tell me that isn't the face of someone in lurve. FOR. REAL.
(Screencaps by ![[info]](../../img/user_ontd.gif?v=89.3) between_names and ![[info]](../../img/userinfo.gif?v=89.3) girlnamedpixley -- thank you, ladies.)
"Hey, Buster, I have a secret."
"Look at me casually touching my hair. This is an unequivocal sex invite."
Okay, seriously, look how cute they are together.
Even Tim can't stand how cute they are.
And neither can I ... [On Hold ] -- Tim wondered if Huff, perched on a stool in between them, had felt warm and wondered why. This is lucky number 13 in the Away Games series. |
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| Top Five Prettiest Giants Right Now* |
[Mar. 5th, 2012|08:59 pm] |
*Note: This is just my personal list -- yours probably differs (and you should post it, 'cause I want to see it!). Also, by "prettiest" I mean the most physically attractive, based on current appearance. It does not take into account personality, or performance, or my own personal predilection for the tall drink of water that is Chris Stewart. I also limited myself to guys on the current 40 man roster, so no delicious rookies (hi, Andrew Susac!).
1. Brandon Crawford.
Need I say more?
2. Angel Pagan.
I know he's new, but C'MON. The Giants draft for hotness, that's all I'm saying.
3. Javier Lopez.
He has a jawline that can CUT GLASS. So fine.
4. Buster Posey.
He's a poster boy for all that is right in the world.
5. Emmanuel Burris.
DELISH.
(For what it's worth, the rest of my top ten is 6. Vogelsong, 7. Sanchez, 8. Schierholtz, 9. Belt, 10. Lincecum.) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2012|09:53 am] |
I can't get into Joe's Eats at the moment to post this story, but here's a little treat brought to you courtesy of Brandon Crawford's wife, who insists on posting things like this on her Twitter feed:
This is the next episode of the Sent Down series.
( Drive ) |
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| Heh. |
[Jan. 16th, 2012|07:34 am] |
Gacked from everyone...Pick up the book nearest to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence there describes your sex life in 2012.
"New to the Post. Freshly assigned, I meant."
From The Pale King, by David Foster Wallace |
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| Happy New Year! |
[Jan. 1st, 2012|01:30 am] |
Just got home, am slightly drunk, am on the internet, the firtt post of the new year!
[ Not the Prettiest Game, Part III ]: in which Chris gets called up and the story finally ends. Finally.
Here are the heroes of our story, Ryan Vogelsong and Christ Stewart, in pictures taken by moi.
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| Here we go again |
[Dec. 28th, 2011|06:54 pm] |
Part II of Not the Prettiest Game is [ here ]: It's cute how flustered Ryan gets by the stupidest things.
Part three is not yet done, so don't be fooled by the link at the bottom of part ii. I'm just saving myself some updating.
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| Pulling the Trigger |
[Dec. 22nd, 2011|06:33 pm] |
So the whole story isn't done yet. It's mostly done--like all the big stuff is written and I'm working on transitions and revision and stuff, so you don't have to worry that it won't be done; this isn't a WiP, is what I'm saying. But it's not all done. But it will be. Soon.
BUT (and here's the important part) this part is done. And it stars Ryan Vogelsong:
And Chris Stewart:
[ Not The Prettiest Game, Part I ] -- They meet on the first day of Spring Training for pitchers and catchers: one a non-roster invitee who was invited as a favor to someone, and one a pick-up from San Diego who is only there for insurance purposes. |
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